August MacGregor

Celebrating Sensuality. Intended for mature audiences, 18 and over

Mardi Gras Poem


Down there in New Orleans,
You’ll find the
Biggest party you’ve ever seen.
Mardi Gras, Mardi Gras:
The hottest party you ever saw!

Beads for boobs,
Boobs for beads.
Gimme a flash of
The good stuff,
If you please.

Float after float marches
Down Bourbon street,
Masked partyers tossing
Beads for breast meat.

We’ll celebrate the
Big ones, the small ones,
The pointy ones,
And the milk gallons.
Show us your
Beauteous tits,
Favor us with
An eyeful of nips,
Flash us your
Melons and cantaloupes,
And all the guys
Will stare like dopes.
Jiggle ’em, bounce ’em,
And cause a
Big titty mayhem.
‘Cause we love it when
You pull up your outfits
And blast us with
Those glorious tits.

Jazz music plays
In the sultry air.
Masks and costumes
Dance in colorful flair.
Delicious coffee and
Powdered sugar beignets,
We’ll romp and stomp
Through Fat Tuesday.
Munch on a
Fried oyster po’ boy
And yell out,
“Tits Ahoy!”

Drink your wine
To the god Bacchus,
Toast to pleasure
And ladies going braless.
Toast to beauty and love,
To all the sexy Venuses,
And to how good they
Make us feel on our penises.

So, where ever you are,
Let’s all celebrate Mardi Gras,
The hottest party you ever saw!


Author: augustmacgregor

I'm a writer of erotica and romantic fiction.

4 thoughts on “Mardi Gras Poem

  1. YAY! What a wonderfully bawdy rhyme! I can just see myself singing along with it, in full regalia with my Mardi Gras costume. Let’s worship some female form woohoo 🙂


  2. Ahhh, very nice yourself!


  3. Pingback: The Masks Stay On | August MacGregor

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