August MacGregor

Celebrating Sensuality. Intended for mature audiences, 18 and over

Steak and Blowjob Day

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You might’ve noticed that my posts the last few days have been fellatio-centric, and that’s because of…

Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

It takes place a month right after Valentine’s Day. I only just heard about this big day a few years ago, so if you’re not familiar with it, the explanation on the official Steak and Blowjob Day website says it best:

“Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine’s Day, and, given their ebullient dedication, Steak & BJ Day is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour.”

So, yes, the name of the day says it all. Simple and to the point. Just like us men like it, right?

The website is chock full of goodies to help you celebrate the day. Or, hell, any day that you’d like to give your man head or cook him a steak—or do both on the same day. I’m guessing he wouldn’t complain if you gave him these things on a day that’s not March 14.

What you’ll find on the site:

  • Video Tutorials Three videos of women offering advice. No explicit visuals here—there are no men shown. The closest is a couple of the ladies demonstrating on a dildo.
  • Advanced Techniques. 5 videos showing specific techniques like The Corkscrew, using ice, and using a scarf.
  • Cooking Steak. A couple of different instructions here: written steps, followed by a video of Gordon Ramsay.
  • Pics of babes in the kitchen. This section is where the photo at the top of this post came from.

Also, you can buy merchandise for this big day on that print-on-demand super store, CafePress:

I (Steak Heart) BJs merchandise at CafePress

I Heart Blowjobs (with a steak in a heart shape). In addition to tons of shirt styles, there’s a white apron, dark apron, blanket wrap (be cozy and warm while you give head!), throw pillow (maybe for her knees, maybe for under his head), thong underwear, boxer shorts. You get the idea.

Steak and Blowjob Day logo merchandise
Steak & BJ Day logo of a heart-shaped steak and lips. Again, there’s a wide selection of products you can get this design on.

Other resources: Another Steak & BJ Day website (I guess this is the unofficial one), with two videos on the home page: one of a college sketch about the day, as well as a music video for the “Steak and a BJ Day Anthem.” Sex.com’s Reasons to give your lover for why this is a wonderful holiday. Sex.com’s Top 10 Tips for giving great blowjobs, posted back on January 7—which is apparently National Blowjob Day (I had no clue). Each tip is paired with a sexy GIF. Blowjobhow.com with lots of pages for techniques, positions, and ideas (chocolate syrup is one). How to Give a Blowjob Like a Pro over at allsexguide.com. Men, go hair free so she won’t get hair in her mouth—and it feels much better with bald balls. Great advice on shaving over at Violet Blue. Go slowly and be careful! Then there are how-to books for giving head: Amazon has a long list of titles, with the top one on the list (at least when I ran the search) is the ambitiously-named Blow His Mind: Her Illustrated Guide to Sensational Oral Sex, Give him the Best Blow Job of His Life! Master Advanced Fellatio Tonight. Now, that’s a bold title to live up to!

Okay, so there may be readers out there complaining about how man-centric this celebration is. I’d counter that Valentine’s Day is primarily woman-centric, with its focus on primarily gifts for her: red roses, chocolates, jewelry. Sure, that’s a simplistic take on it. But isn’t that what immediately comes to mind when you hear Valentine’s Day? I believe that holiday should celebrate romance and love together, equally. But the cliches are still there, and they favor the ladies. So, yes, Steak & BJ Day is a day to favor the guys.

By the way, a month from now is Cake and Cunnilingus Day. That will be celebrated here as well, don’t you worry. Because the ladies deserve to get their due, too.

Author: augustmacgregor

I'm a writer of erotica and romantic fiction.

3 thoughts on “Steak and Blowjob Day

  1. who could argue with such a wonderful concept? 🙂

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  2. Pingback: Cake and Cunnilingus Day | August MacGregor

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