August MacGregor

Celebrating Sensuality. Intended for mature audiences, 18 and over

April Fool’s Day!


Happy April Fool’s Day! May your pranks be successful (as long as they’re not hurtful). I’m celebrating this day of silliness and fun by publishing a smattering of jokes and limericks. These don’t fit nicely into a category, so I figured I’d simply throw them all together, in a mish-mash. Hope you enjoy. 🙂

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If vowels have bowels, do consonants get constipated?

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What race are Eskimo women very good at?
The I-did-a-rod

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What is the sinking feeling that Heather felt when she thought she had given another blowjob to the same stranger?
Deja Blew

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How wondrous is the tissue
that collects my nasal issue
when my nose
resembles a hose
So I can bid my boogers adieu.

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We invaded the land of the dromedary,
and the situation remains incendiary.
The economy’s slow
as a running hippo.
And frequent terror alerts are still scary.

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She said, “Better quit your foolin’,
Or I’m gonna take you to schoolin’.”
The fire in her eyes
came as no surprise,
so I left for work with my toolin’.


Author: augustmacgregor

I'm a writer of erotica and romantic fiction.

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