August MacGregor

Celebrating Sensuality. Intended for mature audiences, 18 and over

April Fool’s Day!

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Happy April Fool’s Day! May your pranks be successful (as long as they’re not hurtful). I’m celebrating this day of silliness and fun by publishing a smattering of jokes and limericks. These don’t fit nicely into a category, so I figured I’d simply throw them all together, in a mish-mash. Hope you enjoy. 🙂

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If vowels have bowels, do consonants get constipated?

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What race are Eskimo women very good at?
The I-did-a-rod

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What is the sinking feeling that Heather felt when she thought she had given another blowjob to the same stranger?
Deja Blew

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How wondrous is the tissue
that collects my nasal issue
when my nose
resembles a hose
So I can bid my boogers adieu.

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We invaded the land of the dromedary,
and the situation remains incendiary.
The economy’s slow
as a running hippo.
And frequent terror alerts are still scary.

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She said, “Better quit your foolin’,
Or I’m gonna take you to schoolin’.”
The fire in her eyes
came as no surprise,
so I left for work with my toolin’.

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Author: augustmacgregor

I'm a writer of erotica and romantic fiction.

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