I’m running a giveaway of my erotic novel, Bavarian Beauty, and all you have to do is send me an email!
Just drop me a line at email@example.com by Tuesday, September 30. When you email me, please tell me the name that, if you do win, you’d like me to include on the post when I list the winners on October 1. You know, if you don’t want me to include your full name, you can shorten it (like N. Stevadore) or go with a nickname (like Queen Kitty). I’ll pick the winners by random. At the end of September 30, I’ll put the names of everyone who emailed me into a hat and pick out 5 names. I’ll email those 5 lucky readers with a coupon code so they can use to download the ebook from Smashwords for free.
Only for readers who are older than 18!
So, what’s this novel about, anyway?
It’s comprised mostly of journal entries written by the main character, Simon Edwards, as he deals with his dirndl fetish. Because Simon has dealt with many disappointments with women turning him down for being “weird” and “crazy” with his unusual fetish, he can get excitable when faced with women who fulfill his fetish. But isn’t enthusiasm a wonderful trait?
An excerpt from the novel:
She undid her braids and shook out them out. Her sandy blonde hair tumbled down in an avalanche of soft waves to gently settle on her tits. Gorgeous, fucking gorgeous. Some hairs were bright blonde. Others were light brown. What did she think of me as I watched her so intensely? My fascinated, lusty inner teenager was plain to see. Hopefully, she thought I was simply a cute American enjoying a Bavarian hottie.
Her body deserves a long paragraph in my German guidebook, with details of each peak and crevice. And her hair, too. Starting with a part in the middle, then falling in long tresses. It’s a sight not to be missed. One sight among many. She deserves to be at the top of the list of Must See Bavarian Attractions.
Actually, strike that. Tourists would line up to see her, with their fancy cameras at the ready, clicking away. Fuck that.
She’s got a long entry in my journal. It’s nice and private. Hopefully, she’ll be in more entries. MANY MORE.
Want to read more? Send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org to enter the giveaway by September 30. Or, if you’re burning with desire to read the book before then, you can purchase the ebook at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Smashwords (you have to click “Adult Content” in the top blue bar, all the way to the right to view these kinds of books). This is a work of erotic fiction and is meant for mature readers only. It contains explicit descriptions of sex (including threesomes and light BDSM), a lot of hot chocolate, Bavarian food, beer drinking, gorgeous scenery of mountains, a few leather outfits, and a creepy mannequin.