I’ve had some fun this month coming up with several ways to close a sentence that starts with “Baby, it’s cold cutside…” Below are what I came up with. Yes, some are on the frisky side. Hey, I write erotica in my spare time — it’s gonna happen!
Oh, and you’ll find the movie clip (Neptune’s Daughter) for the scene of back-and-forth singing “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” on YouTube. Or, if you’d rather see the clip from Elf where Zooey Deschanel sings this song in the shower, click here.
Now let’s get into it!
Baby, it’s cold outside…
… but this hot cocoa will heat you right up.
… like when you stuck your tongue down my coworker’s throat at my office party.
… just like your scathing remarks about my fantasy football team.
… that’s why I made a hot n’ spicy dip for our chips while we watch football.
… but my hand down your pants is warming up nicely.
… just like your words of “let’s just be friends.”
… but your booty is so very hot.
… just like the lasers coming out of your eyes when you saw me flirting with your best friend.
… just like your heart since you said this relationship isn’t going to work out.
… like that ice cube I just placed on your nipple.
… but my mouth will heat you right up.
… so it’s time for me to belt out “Light My Fire” and rock my air guitar.
… but not for long, since your stalker has lit a bonfire on my porch.